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wavechild:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

GOOD

me:

What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?

her:

Instead of the prince?

me:

Instead of the prince

her:

So her daughter would have two mommies?

me:

Yes

her:

two princess mommies...

me:

her:

me:

her:

fabulous

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)