I never want to get in the shower but then i never want to get out

person taking Bible verse out of context
Mike Wazowski:	Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

“The ultimate luxury is to reread: to revisit a book to see how time has treated it, how memory has distorted it, or how my own passing years have cast a new light on it.” - Michael Upchurch