The Gift of Gay

April 2012

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During a Period

• Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
• Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
• Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
• Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
• Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
• Me: why can't I have a penis.

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• Person: I found your tumblr.
• Me:
• Person:
• Me:
• Person:
• Police Man: So they just fell off a cliff?

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what's the definition of trust?

oncelerswaifu:

kiango:

voluptuousrandy:

two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

omg

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

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My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.

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