April 2012
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
– Morticia Addams (via elige)
I'm doing my paper!
Which really means that I’m sitting in Kaya, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, checking out girls who come in, and wasting time on Tumblr. Productive use of my time? Oh, I think so.
“I mean, fuck, I’ve told people I got birds tattooed on my shoulder blade because...”
– Meghan Damour (via everydaygay)
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Sometimes I miss you so much that I can't breathe.
Every song I hear still reminds me of what we had, and of what we could have had. I’m about to go spend a summer at the very place that we fell in love and I’m terrified. Terrified of the whole summer being long and lonely and filled with ghosts. I’ve come a long way since last summer. I’ve worked hard to forgive you and to accept my mistakes. I don’t hate you...
Dearest darling Kaya,
You know you’re my favorite coffee shop. You’ve been here for me through many, many trying days. Often, I don’t know what I’d do without you.
But fuck you.
Today you are packed. And there are violins inside of you. Violins are the STDs of coffee shops. Also, this violin may or may not be playing country music. Sadly, my dear coffee shop, you let...
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM
Too bad kids tv shows aren’t like this anymore…
“I’m not cleaning that up.”
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